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Headlines 1/22/2020

Out of work Trump Vendors Finding Jobs Overseas

Headlines 1/20/2020

Uniontown Native Opposes New Assistant Secretary of Health

Headlines 1/19/2020

COVID-19 Mutation Discovered in Abandoned Laurel Mall Boiler Room

Headlines 4/12/2020

Crazy Cat Lady Hosts Dinner for 26

Headlines 4-8-2020

Pennsylvania Reaches 15,000 Confirmed Cases of Boredom

LaBelle Man Receives Honorary Degree From Cal U After Solving Impossible Facebook Math Problem

Headlines 4-7-2020

This rare bug may hold the cure for COVID-19

Headlines 4/2/2020

Concerned woman drops down to 2 packs of cigarettes a day

Headlines 4/1/2020

IRS says most stimulus checks will be direct deposited by this Friday

Vicities and Lohr say they will not cancel Fayette County Fair because of COVID-19 concerns

Headlines 3-31-2020

Top 5 essential businesses you can still go to in Fayette County

Doctor suspects Ouija Board to blame for COVID-19 patient

Headlines 3-26-2020

People shocked to learn that not every fucking thing is about them

Headlines 3-25-2020

Brownsville arms dealers profiting off of coming toilet paper war

Headlines 3-23-2020

Top 5 things you may think are “essential” but actually aren’t

Laurel Mall vendors apply for “life sustaining” closing exemption

Headlines 3-22-2020

Walmart workers to filthy customers – “Thanks for the help, assholes!”

Headlines 3-20-2020

Tom Wolf calls on Catholic Church to fudge the story so Jesus waits until June to come back to life

Woman who’s been in Facebook jail for 2 weeks causes pandemonium by invoking the 5 second rule

Headlines 3-19-2020

Trump names Punxsutawney Phil to the Coronavirus Task Force

Closed restaurants forcing couples to dine with crying babies alone

Headlines 3-18-2020

Uniontown man decides staying at home playing video games, eating snacks and watching Netflix isn’t really all that bad

Coronavirus extends Pirates playoff hopes until memorial day

Headlines 3-17-2020

State Police remind Republic residents to enjoy green meth responsibly

Top 5 things you can use instead of toilet paper

Headlines 3-16-2020

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Social distancing not a problem for Fayette County fathers

WHO advises against creating human centipedes for 6 weeks

Headlines 3-15-2020

Around the County 3/15/2020

Fish and Boat Commission cancels PA first day of trout season

Doctor believes Coronavirus may be spreading through time

Man invents mask to fight body odor – Tests it at Walmart

Headlines 3-12-2020

Uniontown streets in CHAOS – Chief of Police: “We may be dealing with a serial squisher”

Man with muscles walks into Target, causes mass panic!

Dunbar County residents learn hand washing techniques but still struggling with showers and deodorant

Thirsty Thursday 3/12/2020

Headlines 3-11-2020

Post Bachelor depression already distressing housewives

Headlines 3-10-2020

Top 5 ways to spend Fayette County Appreciation Day

Falling Water just as boring on Fayette County Appreciation Day

Man defecates in park, Karen and Todd lose their shit

Headlines 3-9-2020

Fayette County Debuts on Netflix: Local Politicians Mistakenly Take Credit

Neighbors swoon as New Salem man carries all the groceries in one trip

Vanderbilt woman demands money back after Invisible Man movie turns out not to be about her baby daddy

Headlines 3-8-2020

Around the County 3/8/2020

Coronavirus Update: All Filthy Phil’s patrons immune to deadly virus

Even Satan impressed by Kezmarsky

Man proposes to the woman on Facebook, backwards!

Red Raider Robot Team poses no threat of stealing your girlfriend

Headlines 3-7-2020

Bitz of Glitz gets blitzed by train hating Karens throwing fits!

Headlines 3-6-2020

Red Raiders to sue North Catholic Trojans for hazing

Local stores sold out of hand sanitizer, LH student explains why

Uniontown school district to pay $25,000 to someone, for something

Headlines 3-5-2020

Fayette County residents not impressed by moldy Whopper

Headlines 3-4-2020

Complete results from Tuesday’s race not yet known

Expert says ninja birthday parties could be totally sweet but also deadly

Headlines 3-3-2020

Top 5 pranks to pull in Fayette County

Bounced Checks and Last Respects, the Stephen Kezmarsky Story

Headlines 3-2-2020

Fayettenam Times looking for witnesses to head crushing

Woman’s head crushed at Uniontown Walmart

Confused parents say snobby daughter refuses to marry pot dealer

Fayettenam Times turns one hundred… THOUSAND

Headlines 3-1-2020

Jason Momoa gets part time job at Perryopolis Big Barn

Spring Pickup Will Include Vacant Mobile Homes in Fayette County

Police release sketch of Ohiopyle vandals

Dentist says putting meth in easter eggs is worse than candy

Headlines 2-28-2020

GameStopped! Uniontown GameStop throws a surprise closing party for employees!

Fayette County man cheated by KFC, demands justice!

Taco Bell holds Uniontown woman against her will for 47 minutes

Headlines 2-27-2020

FACT developing bus that runs on flatulence

Connellsville man who had head crushed in serious condition

Joe Kerr once again assures Masontown residents, water quality is NOT an issue

Headlines 2-26-2020

Top 5 places to get in a fight in Fayette county

$$$ Gamble pays off big for Kezmarsky $$$

Breaking news: Shocking video of man’s head being crushed at Connellsville WalMart

Headlines 2-25-2020

Thirsty alien youths vandalize Ohiopyle

Exclusive interview with Perryopolis resident Jason Momoa

Bernie Sanders defends texting in movie theaters

Headlines 2-21-2020

Ronco man suffers head injury, vows to pay child support

Sorren the cat just happy it’s Friday

Headlines 2-20-2020

Former Bronx resident who only eats pizza having hard time adjusting to Fayette County

Headlines 2-19-2020

Fayettenam Times still looking for Journalists and Sponsors!

Fayette commissioners hope to keep county’s Third World status in upcoming Census

5 things you can do to make more and save more money in Fayette County RIGHT NOW

Headlines 2-18-2020

People who laugh at their own jokes aren’t funny

Trump to enter demolition derby at Fayette County Fair

Headlines 2-17-2020

China deploys robots to fight Coronavirus, Japan responds in a big way

Brownsville crackhouse deemed national historic landmark

Headlines 2-16-2020

No laughing matter, Fayettenam news organization an overnight success

Perryopolis man goes coo coo over Cocoa Puffs

Bigfoot sighting in Uniontown Trailer Park

Move in day! Jason Momoa arrives in Perryopolis

Headlines 2-14-2020

Advertising space limited as cat joins growing list of sponsors

Haunted Hills Valentine’s Fear Fest still not as scary as paying child support

23 Fayette Co. pickup lines guaranteed to melt her heart

Headlines 2-13-2020

Thirsty Thursday 2-13-2020

Fayettenam Times lands our first major sponsor!

Man celebrates 50th birthday waiting for food at Sheetz

Headlines 2-12-2020

Smock woman accused of rehoming her fathers dead cat

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Uniontown con artist exposed by Fayettenam Times

Uniontown High School to become Dollar General Center for Learning

Headlines 2-11-2020

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Jason Momoa buys house in Perryopolis

Historical Uniontown street could be getting sex change

Headlines: 2-10-2020

Local dirt merchant hit hard by Trump economy

Child support spooks local men more than spiders

Headlines: 2-9-2020

Uniontown man suspected as serial killer when he tells police, “I slayed them bitches”

Uniontown claims #2 most violent city in Pennsylvania award

Star Junction McDonalds accidentally gets order right!