5. Hide your baby daddy’s meth in his work boots. Trust us – he won’t be finding his stash for a VERY long time!
4. Tell your boyfriend’s parents you’re moving out. Just tell them you and Aiden found a nice apartment for a reasonable price. Then when they start planning on how to enjoy their own house, break out with the “NOT!”.
3. Tell people Jason Momoa moved to Perryopolis. Careful with this one, people tend to believe it.
2. Sell elderly people prepaid funerals and use the money to sponsor little league teams. It’s not like you have to apologize to dead people.
1. Tell your baby momma you’re gonna send her some child support. After she thanks you because Mason really needs a new coat send her this picture.
