by Ben Dover
3/8/2020
A Fayette County man believes he found a bonus chest hair in his food from Star Junction McDonald’s. He should probably just be happy he isn’t still in line.

Apparently Belle Vernon Walmart and possibly Uniontown Walmart are completely out of toilet paper. We’re going on a limb here and guessing that both stores have plenty of deodarant.

We have an update to a story that ran last week about the Uniontown KFC. It appears they are still taking forever and skimping on the sauces. As my ex girlfriend used to tell me, if you’re gonna get the meat you damn well better get the sauce.

Some people’s definition of “very good” differ from others.
