Child support spooks local men more than spiders

By Pat Myaz


A recent study conducted by the American Psychological Association has shown that what men in Fayette County fear the most in the world is paying child support.  Otherwise known as, “beinagrownassmanzaphobia, it is the fear of a man having to pay his fair share for the life he created as a result of 4 or 7 minutes of sexual relations with a female, depending on whether foreplay was involved or not. The complete top 5 phobia list is as follows:

5. Entomophobia: fear of insects

4. Claustrophobia: fear of enclosed spaces

3. Pteromerhanophobia: fear of flying

2. Acrophobia: fear of heights

1. Beinagrownassmanzaphobia: fear of child support

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