Haunted Hills Valentine's Fear Fest still not as scary as paying child support

By Ben Dover


Tonight and tomorrow you and your Valentine can have a bloody romantic date at Haunted Hills Estate Scream Park on Rolling Hills Estate Road in North Union Township. For $40 couples will get admission to the vampire infested Nocturnus Mansion, as well as Cupid’s Love Den, which puts a horror twist on the mischievous Cherub of legend. The price is severed to $20 if you go Dutch. Shockingly, we discovered in a poll that 7 out of 10 Fayette County men are still more terrified of paying child support than even vampires, ghouls and fiends. Christopher Dawkins of Gallatin Avenue told us, “Well I got like 6 or 7 kids now and only two of them is over 18. That’s 4 or 5 kids I’d be left paying on. I’m a great daddy to them kids but I’d rather spend a week up in rehab full of hobgoblins than give them all my monies.” While the Valentine’s Fear Fest may unnerve some, the Fayettenam Times will continue to search for anything more frightening to local men than paying child support.

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