By Willie Stroker
Newly appointed Masontown Borough Council President, Joe Kerr once again announced that the water in Masontown is perfectly safe on Wednesday.
“I want to assure the good people of Masontown that their water is no laughing matter. HAHAHAHA.”, Kerr said. He continued, “Now this year’s 4th of July parade, that’s gonna be a real gas. OH HOHO-HAHAHA.