People shocked to learn that not every fucking thing is about them

By Rod Gozinya

3/26/2020

This may come as a shock to some people, but believe it or not, some Fayette County residents only care about themselves.  We rounded up the best of the best recent Facebook comments from these keyboard rebels.

Local hillbilly Chad Camp has done the research and understands he has a has a much greater chance of killing somebody much older or younger than him than he does of killing himself. Some people might consider that unfortunate.

Donald Martin said, “If people don’t try to live and have some kind of life, then your already dead”. Great quote Donald, but we think we found an even better one!

When Chuck Smitley isn’t kissing his dad on the lips he’s out of his trailer taking in air that doesn’t smell like cat piss and enjoying a nice cheeseburger.

Chuck wants everybody to know that he REALLY likes cheeseburgers.

Well now, we aren’t even touching this one…

And then Chuck turned the phrase “there’s always someone smarter than you” upside down by claiming to have found someone actually dumber than him to have a child with. We wanted to verify that a female willingly had sex with Chuck, and his Facebook page does indeed show that some girls really are THAT desperate.

Craig Zubovich offered some words of wisdom to the inbred Facebook user.

And finally, one man offered his theory on this abhorrent behavior.

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