Uniontown school district to pay $25,000 to someone, for something

By Justin Sider 


On Monday the Uniontown area school board voted 7-7 to pay $25,000 in compensatory damages to an unknown person, for an unknown reason.

Superintendent Chuckles Molesty told the Fayettenam Times, “Informing tax payers where their money goes creates quite the conundrum for us as administrators. On one hand they may agree with the school board’s decision to compensate the party in question. On the other hand, they may discommend this course of action. The crucial matter at hand is that we may have to forgo some activities like the math team so that we still may have an abundance of money left over to complete renovations to Bill Power stadium in time for the 2020-2021 Red Raider Football season

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